For a Friend of Mine:

Today my family went to get a Christmas tree from the tree lot. We walked around for an hour, chose the perfect one, bought it, and drove home. It wasn't until we got home that we realized we had forgotten the tree. MLIA

Today, I saw a police man texting while driving. MLIA

The other day I lost my pencil. Today, I woke up to find my pencil in my sock. MLIA

My college is literally a castle. It's modeled after the same one that Hogwarts is modeled after. So at work (Enrollment Management), I was sent down to the dungeon/basement to pick up some boxes. While I was down there looking for them, I saw a creepy-sih older gentleman wandering around in the back room. He was reaaaally pale, bald, and wearing a long black coat. Then he turned around and I saw he literally had no nose. Medical reasons? Or Voldemort? MLIA

Last week, my mom bought these organic animal crackers from the grocery store. At lunch the next day all my friends were comparing their lunches. My friend asked me what I had and I said "Oh, just some animal crackers." The entire table went silent. We immediately started playing "Wild Safari" and making animal noises to go along with it. After five minutes we looked up to see almost everyone staring at us. I love my friends. MLIA

Today, after having a fight with my friend, I was depressed. Feeling like crap, I went to my phone and said, "Oh phone, you never disappoint me." Just then, it ran out of battery. The world is plotting against me. MLIA

I live in Minnesota, and yesterday we had a huge snow storm. Today, I woke up wondering how much snow we had gotten. I opened my shade, and the entire basement window well was filled with snow. This was surprising, but it was nothing compared to the surprise I got when, at that moment, my six year old brother dug through the mound of snow, smashed his face against the window, and yelled "I'M GOING TO GET YOU" at the top of his lungs. I am pretty sure my heart rate is still not back to normal. MLIA

P.S. I win. :)